How to avoid opponent getting a pointless free-kick?
A free-kick is given when an opponent is
a)brought down
b)a friend of the referee
c)blah blah blah
d)cry out loud like bitch
So how to avoid these especially part d?What should you do? Moving away from your opponent or raising your hand and saying "WHAT" will not help you.
There is only one way known to an expert that should help you avoid your opponent from getting a free kick is just to imitate what he did.
For example if he cry out loud after being push or he's just a bloody whiner, you should not move away instead just cry out loud after him. The more bitchier is better. A slight tap with both your closed palm on his shoulder is also advisable.
Do not mind your opponent , he may look blank or stupid or blurred at you. Just continue what you are doing.
In the end , you will not giving your opponent the free-kick. Other players even referee may look curious, shocked or even dumb at you but do not pay attention to them.
Warning , only apply this trick if you know that:
1.You gonna kick your opponent leg, shoes, any parts of his body.
2. Your opponent cry out loud again like bitch,
3. Your opponent is just simply a bloody whiner or
4. You want the referee to look confused.
Try this trick and use it accordingly.You will never know if you succeed since we never try it before too.
Based on a research by German Psychotherapy institute of Sport
A free-kick is given when an opponent is
a)brought down
b)a friend of the referee
c)blah blah blah
d)cry out loud like bitch
So how to avoid these especially part d?What should you do? Moving away from your opponent or raising your hand and saying "WHAT" will not help you.
There is only one way known to an expert that should help you avoid your opponent from getting a free kick is just to imitate what he did.
For example if he cry out loud after being push or he's just a bloody whiner, you should not move away instead just cry out loud after him. The more bitchier is better. A slight tap with both your closed palm on his shoulder is also advisable.
Do not mind your opponent , he may look blank or stupid or blurred at you. Just continue what you are doing.
In the end , you will not giving your opponent the free-kick. Other players even referee may look curious, shocked or even dumb at you but do not pay attention to them.
Warning , only apply this trick if you know that:
1.You gonna kick your opponent leg, shoes, any parts of his body.
2. Your opponent cry out loud again like bitch,
3. Your opponent is just simply a bloody whiner or
4. You want the referee to look confused.
Try this trick and use it accordingly.You will never know if you succeed since we never try it before too.
Based on a research by German Psychotherapy institute of Sport
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